I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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