okay pat passed out under dana's car
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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