Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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