omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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