You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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