so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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