Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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