Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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