I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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