Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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