Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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