Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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