Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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