I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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