I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
My balls are so social today.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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