yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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