It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
honey bunches of taint.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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