He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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