let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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