Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I could have mohawked her pubes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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