I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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