Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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