Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it penis luge time yet?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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