we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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