i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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