As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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