My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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