we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
now i know why i became what i already was.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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