i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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