What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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