yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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