So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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