going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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