when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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