eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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