The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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