Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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