your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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