They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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