That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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