Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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