So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
