In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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