Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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