Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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