just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
