Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
you never un-have a 4some
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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