Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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