Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I want to be your penis for a week.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He did a backflip because drugs
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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