Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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