'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Holy sore nipples Batman
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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