oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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