Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just gift wrapped bread.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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