Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize
